Any one who could read the latest UN Ecology report for me?

as you all can see and imagine: if I lift one paw, I will drop from the icecone....and then the report gets wet. And yes, I have heard now most of it.....really depressing....even the local walrusshop is selling out......he will travel to the Southpole now...I even have to steal fish from the local fisherman to feed my kids and my bearwife never asks again where I got the stuff...and the ice in the seas here is so quickly melting that I might think to emigrate too....maybe I will report with my family to the nearest Zoo....advantage is of course 3 meals a day and disadvantage is that all those stupid people are watching me all day, still pitying that they didnt do anything when they had a chance....well, from a dying race, goodmorning, goodafternoon, goodnight and within a couple of years: GOODBYE...
Wally (and family)